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　　Seeing how easy Oddis swam, he thought he could do it.

　　Turns out he can’t.

　　It’s not that he couldn’t hold on, it’s just that he was tired.

　　Qiao Qixi raised both paws without pressure and put the small bucket on his head down with the bottom facing down that serves as a natural buoyancy artifact to hold his chin.

　　Although this seems insignificant for his weight, at least it takes some of the burden off.

　　Anyway, it’s better than wearing it on his head without any use, so it’s a little better.

　　Oddis would probably be anxious to see such a fussy child.

　　He hated the fact that he couldn’t jump into the water to drag the cub over.

　　In order to cater Qiao Qixi’s needs, Oddis and him do some things slowly while others are done in a breezy manner, just so they can get along with each other purely because of the language barrier.

　　Otherwise, Oddis will educate him every day and it will only bring discomfort to their small family.

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　　On this side, Oddis waited patiently for some time.　

　　The grumbling polar bear cub and his plastic bucket slowly make their way to the shore.

　　Qiao Qixi threw the bucket up first, then lifted his legs and climbed up the bank.

　　Before going to sea, he was a white handsome bear cub, but after he went to sea, he was now just a ball of gasping white rags, looking woefully out of shape.

　　Tired Qiao Qixi sits down on the ice to rest while Oddis, who is worried about him, comes over to sniff him.

　　The huge bear paw that can knock out a seal in one slap, presses lightly in a measured manner on the bear cub.

　　Lying on the ice floe, Qiao Qixi couldn’t help but make a grunting sound of enjoyment.

　　He knew that Oddis was not giving himself a massage, after all, how would a simple polar bear know anything about massage.

　　But letting him do health care or something like that happens every time he’s tired, so why stop the other, right? And although the muscles that are sore after swimming are being held down right now, it’s really quite comfortable for Qiao Qixi to be honest…

　　As for Oddis’ true intentions, perhaps it was to see if he was dead?　　

　　In order not to worry the other side, Qiao Qixi climbed up and brushed off the water.

　　It’s actually not very tiring.

　　It’s just human indolence.

　　Before coming here, they had been fasting for a long time and their bodies were in desperate need of food intake.

　　Oddis waited until the cub was safe and sound before eating with him, and as always, the huge polar bear always let the cub eat first, and himself a little later.

　　This allows him to be alert to his surroundings in case something special happens.

　　Not to mention that on the other side of the shore stands a polar bear with bad intentions, which will swim over at any time to grab food.

　　Qiao Qixi wolfed down a full meal, and it was his turn to watch over Oddis to eat.

　　The cub, which is not in tune, has changed from his usual mischievousness to seriousness.

　　For he is a little worried that the rest of the seal meat will attract more polar bears to fight over it.　

　　But fortunately, the place where they are located is like an island in the heart of the lake, which is very easy to defend and difficult to attack, a strategic place for soldiers.

　　Even if ten polar bears surround them, they can throw the prey out and let the ten bears fight in the nest, while he and Oddis take the opportunity to slip away.

　　The polar bears in this icy land probably never dreamed that they would meet a polar bear who had studied Sun Tzu’s Art of War in their lifetime.

　　Qiao Qixi: I’ve just read about it.　　

　　Oddis eats quickly and eats a lot.
He can eat 100 catties of food in one sitting because he is indeed hungry.

　　Usually, this is the polar bear at its peak.

　　But Oddis is far from being in peak condition and there is still plenty of room for him to reach his full potential later on.

　　Eating enough food, the huge white bear licks the blood from its mouth, as well as its paws.

　　Polar bears have tough paws, but they can be damaged and should be treated promptly if they are injured.

　　Whenever Oddis finished hunting, Qiao Qixi would take a look at his teeth to see how he was doing as well as his mouth and some of his claws.

　　There have been cases like this before.

　　A polar bear’s paw was pierced across by something and was never removed, so the entire paw was swollen, filled with pus and was unable to heal.

　　As a bear child with a particularly large number of stinky problems, Qiao Qixi can check Oddis’ paws at will because Oddis is used to being tossed around by him.

　　And although the other party does not understand why the cub likes to toss his bear paws, he still indulges it patiently.

　　But Oddis does not like to be examined in the mouth, and whenever Qiao Qixi tries to break his mouth with his claws, he will dodge it in a non-aggressive way.

　　Now, for example, this well-fed, energetic cub is taking a distinct interest in his paws and mouth.

　　It makes Oddis want to hide.

　　Unfortunately, the ice floe was limited in size and he could not do it.

　　To be honest, teeth and claws are so important to a polar bear’s life that not only do they have to be checked after each hunt, it would actually be better to brush them every day.

　　If possible, Qiao Qixi hopes that Oddis can live a little longer…that even if he is too old to hunt, there is still him, his partner, who is a few years younger that will always be there beside him.

　　He will try to hunt and raise Oddis, so it is important to protect the teeth.

　　There is no ready-made toothbrush in the wild, but it is possible to achieve a cleaning effect by rubbing the fur on the bear’s paw.

　　Seawater is also a natural mouthwash that also acts as an antiseptic.

　　It only takes a few minutes a day to protect the health of one’s teeth and avoid the dilemma of not being able to bite into meat when you reach old age.

　　And this is currently the case, as the thoughtful fake bear, Qiao Qixi insists on brushing Oddis’ teeth every day.

　　After that, it is also essential to rub one’s butt in the snow, as well as to roll in the snow every day.

　　Under the constant harassment of this energetic cub, Oddis simply lay on his side on the ice, holding his head up and burying it in his stomach.

　　Qiao Qixi was helpless against him and could only wait for the next opportunity.

The author has something to say

See, some readers say that the bear cub now does nothing and only waits for the feeding, well… bear cubs are actually like this, they have to wait until they are three years old to hunt.
Their milk teeth are not even sharp yet, and when they get older, they will naturally get stronger ^ω^

Mei has something to say

Aren’t these two so cute? XD

PHOTO OF THE DAY!

My “expectation vs reality” on how would Oddis act to keep QQ away.

EXPECTATION:

REALITY: