CHAPTER 17.
ONLY THE WEAK AND POOR ME ON THE BED, IMPRISONED BY LOVE!

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Shen Qingyu thought the comment must be scolding him, but he couldn’t pinpoint it.
This bitch Shen Qingshu, must be indirectly saying that he took his place.
He was so angry.
When did he become so annoying!!

Obviously he was stupid before.
How could it be so despicable all of a sudden!!

Too despicable!!

Shen Qingyu is so angry that his teeth are going to be ground down, but there is no other choice.
He can only reply to the strange circle of friends.
However, Shen Qingshu has already closed wechat and returned to fill the pit smartly.
Therefore, Shen Qingyu waited for a long time, but he couldn’t wait for a reply.
He wasted some tea art in vain.

When Han Cheng returned home, he saw Shen Qingshu sitting on the bed as usual.

“Yo, busy?” he smiled.

Shen Qingshu glared at him, closed the document and was very vigilant.

Han Cheng walked over with a smile, “Do you have time the day after tomorrow?”

“Why?”

“Accompany me for dinner.”

“OK.” Shen Qingshu didn’t refuse.

“You may need to cooperate with me at that time.” Han Cheng said gently.

Shen Qing squinted at him.
“For what?”

“Small matter.”

“Small matter?” Shen Qingshu was still suspicious.

“Of course, you are so clever that you must be able to catch on.”

Shen Qing clicked his tongue.
“In exchange, you are not allowed to mention my writing in the future.”

Han Cheng was unwilling, “We are both the children’s father, not just you.”

“The hell you are the child’s father, who has children with you!”

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“Isn’t that you, Qingqing?”

Shen Qingshu:!!!

“It’s Su Qing, not me!”

“The same, the same, all Qingqing, all one identity”

“Anyway, if you want me to go, don’t mention it or tell me to recite again, otherwise I won’t help you.”

Han Cheng was not annoyed listening to the rant.
“It’s ok if you don’t help me.
When we explore the mystery of life in the future, I’ll whisper in your ear and recite your full text with emotion.”

Shen Qingshu:!!!!

“Aren’t you afraid that I’ll wither? We used to fly together, like legendary heroes.
In the future I’ll become depressed and you can fly alone!”

“It’s all right.
I won’t dislike you.”

“But I dislike you.”

“Really? Sorry, I can’t see it.
Anyway,” Han Cheng approached him, “You’re idle the day after tomorrow.
Why don’t we go and have a meal?”

Shen Qingshu puffed his cheeks, and Han Cheng poked them with a laugh, “I’ll pick you up then.”

“Can I dress casually?” Shen Qingshu asked him, “What’s the occasion?”

“Just eat an ordinary meal, dress casually.
Don’t worry, your face is still very high-grade.”

“That’s right.” Shen Qingshu said proudly, “I’m so handsome.
No matter what I wear, I’m in the spotlight!”

“Yes,” Han Cheng boasted, “You should also maintain this confidence at that time ~”

“Of course.”

After Han Cheng explained, he prepared to change his clothes and cook.

Shen Qingshu shouted at him, “I want to eat sweet and sour spare ribs.”

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“Ok.”

“A big plate!”

“Ok.”

“You wash the dishes today.”

Han Cheng:…

Han Cheng began to recite the full text with emotion.
Shen Qingshu immediately covered his ears.
“I’ll wash, I’ll wash.
Master, don’t read, don’t read.”

Han Cheng snorted, still wanting to fight him.

Shen Qingshu held his head in depression.
Sure enough, there is no doubt that trees will die without bark.
And shameless people are invincible in the world.1

Han Cheng is the most shameless! Tsk!

Xu Qi waited for Shen Qingshu all night and didn’t receive his reply.
He couldn’t help it,  at noon the next day he called again.

Shen Qingshu was looking at the new space station that the Car God gave him as a reward.
He was in a happy mood and conveniently answered his phone.

“Hello, Qingshu, it’s Xu Qi.
Are you free?”

“I’ve been busy for a while.
What can I do for you?” Shen Qing was confused.
“Why do you always call me?”

“Well, Qingshu, I wanted to ask if you’re willing, can you introduce me to Han Cheng?”

Shen Qingshu:???

“Why?”

“I have a matter that I need his help for.”

“I’m afraid not,” Shen Qingshu refused.

He and Han Cheng don’t even count as serious friends.
Han Cheng has taken him in and let him live at his house, which is very admirable of him.
He doesn’t want to ask a favour from Han Cheng for Xu Qi.

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Besides, Xu Qi is Shen Qingyu’s licking dog, not his.
He would be a fool to help the little green tea’s licking dog.

Shen Qing sighed and said in melancholy, “Teacup dog, me not helping you is already the greatest help for you.”

Xu Qi:???

“What does that mean?”

“I really don’t want to drag you into the mess.
Every day, he won’t stop asking me about my relationship with you.
I said we went on only one prefunctury blind date.
We haven’t met before, but he still doubts and asks me every day.
Whether he doesn’t love me enough? Is his love not pure and strong enough? Why am I abandoning him? How could I be so heartless and unreasonable! “

Shen Qingshu said earnestly, “What would he think if I introduced you to him again? He must think I intend to give him a green hat and let him fly freely on the green grassland.”2

“No,” Xu Qi advised, “I’ll talk to him.
I don’t like you.
I support your relationship together!”

“How can you not like me?” Shen Qingshu retorted.
“In his heart, I am the best, the most handsome and the most lovable.
If you say you don’t like me, he would be angry.”

“Then I can’t like you?”

“Of course you can’t!” Shen Qing said plausibly.
“Although I’m handsome, talented, knowledgeable, resourceful, kind, honest and friendly, it’s normal for you to like me, but if you say so in front of Han Cheng, how can Han Cheng let you leave in one piece?”

Xu Qi: “… So I can’t mention you at all?”

“What do you think? Otherwise, why would I bother meeting you on a blind date? Can you give me a sports car, yacht and a sea view room? Isn’t it because of his suffocating love!”

Xu Qi:… It’s really suffocating.

Xu Qi was helpless.
“Can’t you persuade him?”

“How can I persuade him?” Shen Qing was very humble, “Am I willing to put up with his love? I told him more than once that he doesn’t need to love me so much.
I just want to have an ordinary love like an ordinary person.
I don’t need him to treat me as his whole world, let alone shower me in gifts and love me like life itself.
But he doesn’t listen! Otherwise, would I go on a blind date with you behind his back? Ten of you cannot match his handsomeness!”

Xu Qi:… Why do you step on me every time you talk!

“Then you give me his phone number and I’ll contact him myself.
I won’t mention you at all.
Is that ok?”

“My God,” Shen Qingshu was shocked, “Do you have to give him your head? Isn’t it good to live? Why do you give up on life at such a young age? Open your eyes and look at this beautiful world.
Isn’t it worth some nostalgia?”

“I’ll just call him.
It won’t be as terrible as you said.”

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“Then you really underestimate the madness of his love.” Shen Qingshu sighed.
“Do you know how hard I tried to persuade him not to investigate and retaliate against you? I put a book stating criminal law in front of him and analyzed each law vividly.
I’m afraid if I’m not careful, you will end up lacking arms and legs, and he will get a complimentary set of official silver bracelets.”

Xu Qi: “… No way.”

Shen Qingshu: “I used to be as naive as you.”

Xu Qi:…

“Later, I lived in his little black house.”

Xu Qi:…

“Have you seen the sun at 7 a.m.?” Shen Qingshu asked himself and replied, “I haven’t.
There is no sun in the little black house, only a huge exuberant bed.
With only the weak and poor me on the bed, imprisoned by love!”

Xu Qi thought he was really miserable.
Although he had guessed that Shen Qingshu would be imprisoned in a little black house after he was caught by Han Cheng, he didn’t expect that Han Cheng was really so cruel.
He hasn’t released people for so many days! Is his kidney okay? Is there really no kidney deficiency?!3

Xu Qiyi even admired him a little.

“So don’t take the initiative to meet up with him,” Shen Qingshu finally concluded.
“It’s better for both of us.
Forget me.
Just as if you never met me.”

Shen Qingshu finished and hung up.

Tut, his acting skills seem to have improved a lot unknowingly.
He’s so good that he’s sorry to the nation’s audience if he doesn’t act.

So when can he return to the entertainment industry?

Shen Qing did a thorough search.
Well, the most recent draft is still the one after March.
The unfortunate news is that the crew hasn’t started up yet.
Therefore he can’t recommend himself!

Shen Qingshu had to stay dormant at Hancheng’s house, be a salted fish and write his own novel by hand.

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1Trees with no bark will die.
For people without morals anything is possible

2The person cheated on wears a green hat, because it sounds similar to cuckold in chinese.
Originated from when relatives of prostitutes were made to wear green hats. 

3Lol from doing it too much.