The Housekeeper Onee-San Became My Personal Maid. Doesn’t That Mean, She Is Already My Wife?

The morning classroom was buzzing with activity.

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“Hi, Touma.”

 

My best friend, Michisaburo, greeted me.

 

“Ugh.”

 

“Oh no, it’s gonna be another painful day isn’t it …?”

 

“What’s wrong?”

 

“No, Touma, don’t you … smell something a little perfumey?”

 

“What?”

 

“And something smells good, like a woman’s … You can’t be serious.”

 

“No, no, no.
It’s nothing.”

 

“Are you sure? Did you get a cute girlfriend behind my back?”

 

“No, I didn’t.”

(TLN: Yeah not gf, u got a wife.
Yepp.)

 

“Weak denial, huh~?”

 

Michisaburo decreased the distance between us.

 

I felt completely exposed.

 

“But it’s good, isn’t it? Touma’s parents are not at home, so he can keep his girlfriend with him all the time…”

 

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Michisaburo’s expression turned into one of shock.

 

“… My bad.”

 

“No, it’s fine.
Don’t worry about it.”

 

He had a good sense of humor, and that was why I felt comfortable hanging around with him.

 

“Hey, introduce me to your pretty girlfriend sometime.”

 

“That’s not true.”

 

“You can’t pull a wool over your best friend’s eyes.”

 

He said as he walked back to his seat.

 

“She’s …”

 

In fact, we were becoming more than that.

(TLN: Yeah, SHE IS UR WIFE DAMN IT.)

 

I couldn’t tell him about it yet.

 

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On my way home from school, I went to the supermarket and realized…

 

“Oh, a habit, …”

 

Maybe Kanako had already bought the food for me.

 

If that was the case, we would have an overabundance of food.

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There was also the issue of expiration dates, and that wouldn’t be good.

 

“Oh, Touma-kun?”

 

My breath caught at the sound of her clear voice.

 

“Oh, Kanako-san.”

 

We both had a look of surprise on our faces.

 

“What a coincidence.”

 

“Really.
I was just thinking about Kanako-san right now.”

 

“Huh?”

(TLN:- Dude HEHEHEHE.
Editor: TSK.)

 

“Oh, no, …, you see, I thought you might have bought some groceries.”

 

“Mmm, I’m about to buy some.”

 

“Can I join you then?”

 

“Sure.”

 

Kanako-san said with a smile.

” ”

 

“This is what I’ve got so far.”

 

“Let’s see.”

 

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I looked inside the cart.

 

Hmmm, as expected of a professional housekeeper.

 

She didn’t miss a thing.

 

“Oh, did you want sweets or juice?”

 

“No, I mean, … Oh, Kanako-san, are you sure you don’t want something to drink?”

 

“To be honest, I’d like to have a drink.
… Are you sure?”

 

“Of course.
Kanako-san has been very good to me.”

 

“Because it makes me happy to take care of Touma-kun.”

 

“Haha, that’s a bit embarrassing.”

 

We proceeded with our shopping while chatting happily about our day.

 

“By the way, today’s menu for dinner is hot pot.”

 

“Oh, that’s nice! Well then, I guess Kanako-san will get her drinking on too.” 

(TLN: Drunken onee-san *imagination intensifies*)

 

“Don’t make fun of this Onee-San.”

 

“I’m sorry.”

 

Oh, that’s the one.

 

To people around us, we were not lovers or husband and wife.

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I’m sure they would probably think we were a pair of close siblings. 

 

Hoho, I wondered why.

 

“Kanako-san, I’ll carry the bags.”

 

“Mmm, thank you.
You can put them in the car now.”

 

“Oh, I see.
Kanako-san, you have a car.”

” ”

 

It really made me think that she was more mature than me.

(Editor: Because she is..
dork.)

 

I started to feel a little depressed.

 

“Don’t worry, Touma-kun, your kindness makes my heart beat faster.”

(TLN: JOOO SHEESHH ONEE-SAN.
Editor: please calm down.)

 

She whispered in my ear.

 

“Well, Kanako-san …”

 

“Why don’t we get home quickly and have a hot pot?”

 

“Yes, yes!”

 

I didn’t care what she said, as long as I could see her smiling face.

 

That was what I decided.